What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

This isn't going to, hurt.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

You shall not bear false witness.

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?